In a train compartment a scruffy, smelly, drunken old man is sitting
opposite a priest.
Man turns to the priest and asks in a drunken voice.."hey, how do you get
arthritis???"
The priest rather annoyed by all this, replies "well, you get arthritis if
you keep drinking, insulting people, never washing and badly behaving.."
The scruffy man puts his head own and says..."ohh dear.."
After a while the priest feels a bit of remorse towards the old man and
asks him: "since when you had arthritis?"
The man replies "No, not me. I just read in the paper that the Pope just
got it"
