There once was a farmer who had four daughters. He was in the habit of worrying about his daughters and always answered
the door with a shotgun.
One night he hears a knock on his door and finds a young man standing there. The young man says: "My name is Freddy, I've come to pick up Betty. We are going out for spaghetti, I hope she is ready. The farmer thought that was cute so he let them go out.
Pretty soon another knock on the door and another young man was there. He said: "My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance, is she ready by chance? Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go.
Soon another knock on the door with yet another young man standing there. He said: My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go? Once again the farmer thought it was cute and he let them go.
Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there. He said: My name is Chuck. The farmer shot him
One night he hears a knock on his door and finds a young man standing there. The young man says: "My name is Freddy, I've come to pick up Betty. We are going out for spaghetti, I hope she is ready. The farmer thought that was cute so he let them go out.
Pretty soon another knock on the door and another young man was there. He said: "My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a dance, is she ready by chance? Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go.
Soon another knock on the door with yet another young man standing there. He said: My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go? Once again the farmer thought it was cute and he let them go.
Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there. He said: My name is Chuck. The farmer shot him
