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			<title><![CDATA[ New Curry House ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I had a meal last night in the new Muslim Curry House that has opened near me
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wimbledon ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon.
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<br>
I mean have you looked at Dementieva? She&#39;s gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Poor Farmer ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of vibrators.
<br>
<br>
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Notice to all Americans ]]></title>
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  Dear Citizens of America,
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  In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective
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  Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does
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			<title><![CDATA[ Arthritis ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>In a train compartment a scruffy, smelly, drunken old man is sitting
<br>
opposite a priest.</p>

<p>Man turns to the priest and asks in a drunken voice..&quot;hey, how do you get
<br>
arthritis???&quot;</p>

<p>The priest rather annoyed by all this, replies &quot;well, you get arthritis if
<br>
you keep drinking, insulting people, never washing and badly behaving..&quot;</p>

<p>The scruffy man puts his head own and says...&quot;ohh dear..&quot;</p>

<p>After a while the priest feels a... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ New Website ]]></title>
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  New website for people with dyslexia.
  <br>
  <br>
  <a class="postlink" target="_blank" href="http://www.dailysex/">www.dailysex</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The imporrtance of eye makeup ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That&#39;s why it&#39;s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. If it
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<a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Advice for Office Managers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer,
<br>
then when she goes to get one you&#39;ll get a great view of her arse. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Blackpool Tower ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>needs a new lick of Paint.</p>

<p>So the foreman in charge finds three men who could do the job. An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman.</p>

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The Scotsman says &quot;3,000 pounds.&quot;
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&quot;That&#39;s great,&quot; says the foreman, &quot;could you break that down for me, please?&quot;
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&quot;Certainly,&quot; says the Scot. &quot;That&#39;s 1,000 pounds for... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ They say ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ They say &quot;you are what you eat&quot;...
<br>
<br>
...so why doesn&#39;t duck taste like bread..? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Computers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The One and only Mike Reid ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Warning!! a little bit of swearing <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
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<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=WbUSGOAa-Zc&amp;feature=related">http://youtube.com/watch?v=WbUSGOAa-Zc&amp;feature=related</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:41:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Canada Day was yesterday ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I know, day late, eh?
<br>
<br>
CANADIAN TOURISM QUESTIONS
<br>
All questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website (or so the email said!)
<br>
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
<br>
A: So it&#39;s true what they say about Swedes.
<br>
<br>
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
<br>
A: Let&#39;s not touch this one.
<br>
<br>
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Emo Kids ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wild Horses ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal"><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></font></p>

<div>
  <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="ececececececececececececececapple-style-span"><strong><font id="role_document" color="black" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial;">Can you solve this puzzle?</span></font></strong></span> <font id="role_document" face="Arial" size="2"></font></p>

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    <div... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Friend ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ve got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ New Magazine For Men ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.cre8buzz.com/user_files/0008/2559/Whipped.jpg" alt="image">

<p><br></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Irish DIY ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Paddy took his chainsaw back into B&amp;Q and says to the bloke in dungarees &quot;You told me this chainsaw would cut one hundred trees down in a day, well
today its only cut fifty.&quot; So the bloke gets the chainsaw and pulls the start up cord and it goes &#39;brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr&#39;, and Paddy says &quot;Whats
that fekin&#39; noise?&quot; ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Old Dog ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="postbody">
  An old, tired looking dog wondered into my yard, I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly
  <br>
  that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats
  <br>
  on his head, he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, then curled up in
  <br>
  the corner and fell asleep. An hour later he went to the door and I let him out.
  <br>
  <br>
  The next day he came back and he did the same as he did the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:29:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Bird watching! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q. What bird has long legs, but can&#39;t fly?
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
A.  Naomi Campbell! <img height="20" src="http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/snigger.gif" width="15" alt="image">
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:12:30 GMT</pubDate>
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