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			<title><![CDATA[ For the boys,,, ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Whoops ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I accidentally sent a picture of my private parts to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sick Music ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A piece of music suddenly felt ill. Very worried, it went to the doctor&#39;s surgery.</p>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And now that furs are back in vogue, Winter again becomes the season when gentleman befur blondes.........
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			<title><![CDATA[ Oysters ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>The patient sitting on the examining table told the doctor, &quot;Gee, those oysters I ate don&#39;t seem to be agreeing with me.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Were they fresh?&quot; the physician asked, as he poked around on the man&#39;s stomach.</p>

<p>&quot;I&#39;m not sure.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Well, how did they look when you opened the shells?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Opened the shells?&quot;</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Dear Diary ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Dear Diary,</p>

<p>I decided to search my roots. Man, did *I* get a big surprise!</p>

<p>I found out I&#39;ve got Arab ancestors!</p>

<p>From now on, I&#39;m going have everybody call me by my new Arab name: &quot;Seldom bin Laid.&quot;</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Land Girl ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoPlainText"><font face="Consolas">And then there was the very posh &#39;Land Army&#39; girl in WWII. When it was time
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			<title><![CDATA[ Dear Death ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Dear Death, So far you&#39;ve taken my fave dancer (MJ), fave actor (Patrick Swayze) and fave singer (Stephen Gately) - Just to let you know my fave twins are
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sitting ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="pbmsg">
  Two women were sitting together.....quietly.
  <br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Rooney Baby ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Coleen Rooney has given birth to a boy, a spokesman for the couple said.
<br>
<br>
Or put another way, &quot;Shrek 4, out NOW!&quot; ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Elton John Has Died ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry - take that back - he&#39;s still standing
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Crimewatch ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ethnic  Minority groups in the UK have complained that
<br>
 there is not enough television shows with minorities in
<br>
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ High Winds ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ During last night&#39;s high winds an African  family was killed by a falling tree.
<br>
<br>
 A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 
<br>
&#39;We didn&#39;t even know they were living up there&#39;.
<br>
<br>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Heroin Addicts ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Two heroin addicts have injected themselves
<br>
with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care...
<br>
<br>
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a  korma.
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Suicidal Friend ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in
<br>
front of a steam train.
<br>
<br>
He was chuffed to bits.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Furry Panic ]]></title>
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<p><br></p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:13:23 GMT</pubDate>
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